Tuesday, April 29, 2014

The Gift That Keeps On Giving

Happy Tuesday, LilyOnTheLam.Com Readers!

There is a saying that all attention, even negative attention is still attention.  There's another saying that any pizza- even bad pizza - is still good.  I think that this could apply to receiving gifts as well - as long as people are giving you gifts, no matter what they are, it's still a good gift.

Unless you have friends who are psychotic.

Then gifts from psychotic friends may not be so great.

I'm not sure how my friend Pookie St. Claire managed to get an internet connection in the Looney Bin, but he must have because he ordered a gift and had it sent to my home.  Maybe he bribed an orderly?  I wouldn't put anything past Pookie St. Claire.

A lovely little box came for me in the mail.  Pookie St. Claire had ordered business cards for me!  My favorite kind the Mini Cards from Moo.Com.

Well this all seems very nice … but why is Pookie St. Claire ordering business cards for me?  I am the CEO of "Being 1000% Fabulous All The Time" and the COO of "So Sexy I Don't Know How You All Can Stand It!" but I already have business cards for all those roles!  

I slid some of the mini cards out of the box and then I saw the deviousness (a.k.a. pure evil) of Pookie St. Claire's ways.

Take a look at what was on the back of the business cards …




Cats, Cats and MORE CATS.  Yes, each mini business card had a cat on the back of it.  Did the front say:  "Lily On The Lam, Crazy Cat Lady since 1427"?  

There's a reason Pookie St. Claire is confined to a mental ward and THIS IS WHY!

I really deserve hazard pay for dealing with such sinister people!

I don't even know how to end this blog post … I think the cat cards just speak for themselves!

Oh Pookie St. Claire, you evil genius ...

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