Sunday, January 2, 2011

1.1.11 Happy New Year's 2011!

For those of you wondering, 2011 did not start off with purple hair.  Or at least my 2011, did not.  I went back to the multi-color crayon pack that is my neighborhood drug store hair dye aisle and picked a new flavor of chemicals.  I went from cherry creme - which turned my hair purple to chocolate creme.  Evidently "creme" is in.  Once again, my hopes and dreams were set upon a $8.99 box of toxicity.  OK, a tad bit overly dramatic.  Regardless, I gave the at home hair dye a whirl once again.  It should have been called "Backwater swamp mud" color-- because my hair is now a one tone matte muck color.  But it's better than purple.  I have a sales meeting with a prospective client and purple hair doesn't necessarily say "dependable and businesslike."


After getting the hair color somewhat under control, I decided to next focus on the eyebrows.   Eyebrow waxing - paying for a little bit of pain.  My own foray into S&M.  I tried a "spalon" I hadn't been to in years.  The woman - an overly perky for 9 a.m. chick - waxed my brows in such a manner that I looked both surprised and sinister.  I prefer for people to get to know me for a little while before realizing I am evil versus just taking a look at the hair growth above my eyes and figuring it out.  I don't mind looking surprised though.  I'm trying to cut down on caffeine, so it helps if at least my eyebrows look alert. 


For New Year's Eve I had friends over for dinner - I brought out enough food for a small angry army - cheese fondue, beef wellington, pesto parmesan bruscetta chicken, loaded baked potatoes, green bean casserole, spinach salad, cheese rolls - and my friends brought decadent desserts.  We rang in the New Year watching an intense fireworks display from my waterfront windows.  It was a fantastic way to say goodbye to 2010 and a hello to 2011!


Some friends slept over - welcome to Lily's Bed and Breakfast!  Had additional friends over to join my B&B guests for a New Year's Day brunch.  Another huge lavish display of caloric insanity - egg casseroles, peaches and cream oven baked French toast, baby quiches, cinnamon rolls, fruit, mini bagels, roasted rosemary potatoes, Bloody Marys and more!  My neighbor and her 3 year old came over to take part of the festivities.  The 3 year old girl was several hours past her nap time, completely over-excited and ended up peeing on my rug.  Having someone pee on your rug may be a good luck symbol in some country out there, but as I was on my knees scrubbing my thick wool rug I wondered what kind of ominous foreboding foreshadowing forlorn misfortune this urine-soaked event could mean for the remaining 355 days of 2011.  Only time will tell!


The road is calling - whether I want to hear it or not.  While I'm not necessarily looking forward to upcoming business trips, I do look forward to checking out some new places. 


I'd like to say I spent the first day of 2011- 1/1/11 - reflecting on 2010 and setting solid resolutions for the New Year.  But no, after all the guests left I spent the early evening in a food coma asleep on my couch with contented felines passed out around me.  2011 is all about honesty, people.


Happy New Year!

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