On a business trip outside of Baltimore, I stayed at one of the Sheratons in the area. I have stayed at this hotel before and find it pretty comfortable plus they have a nice breakfast buffet with an egg station. I loves me a good egg station. The rest of my business team was arriving later in the day, so I went to the hotel restaurant by myself for breakfast. I do not have a problem eating by myself - my own independent spirit combined with an insane business travel schedule makes me fairly OK with being my only dining companion. The waitress-- a starched vest wearing, gray pompadour sporting older woman - asked: "And who will be joining you?" I said "It's just me." She replied "Oh, so no body loves you" and she squeezed my arm in some sort of mock sympathy.
Seriously? I didn't realize I ordered a side of shame and pity with my eggs! Thanks a lot, Sheraton! What a great way to start the day! And she added a 15% tip to the check, even though the receipt clearly states that tip is only added for parties of 5 or more. I thought about protesting the mandatory 15%. When I was in grad school, I dated a Marine and his favorite saying was "Is this the hill you want to die on?" when contemplating whether he should make a big deal out of something. Well I didn't want to die on gray pompadour butch waitress hill, so I just let the 15% go.
There is something about me that makes waitstaff want to touch me. It is a bit of a joke among my close friends. Whenever we go out to dinner, they watch to see how long before the waiter/waitress squeezes my arm, my shoulder or rubs my back. Strangers like to touch me for some reason. I find it disconcerting but am somewhat used to it by now. But at least normally waitstaff don't accompany the squeeze/rub/pat with a statement that no one loves me! I am hoping this is not the new trend.
The evening desk clerk at the Sheraton was a very nice man with a fun personality and very courteous demeanor, so what the Columbia, MD Sheraton lacks in restaurant waitstaff etiquette their night desk staff makes up for it.
Seriously? I didn't realize I ordered a side of shame and pity with my eggs! Thanks a lot, Sheraton! What a great way to start the day! And she added a 15% tip to the check, even though the receipt clearly states that tip is only added for parties of 5 or more. I thought about protesting the mandatory 15%. When I was in grad school, I dated a Marine and his favorite saying was "Is this the hill you want to die on?" when contemplating whether he should make a big deal out of something. Well I didn't want to die on gray pompadour butch waitress hill, so I just let the 15% go.
There is something about me that makes waitstaff want to touch me. It is a bit of a joke among my close friends. Whenever we go out to dinner, they watch to see how long before the waiter/waitress squeezes my arm, my shoulder or rubs my back. Strangers like to touch me for some reason. I find it disconcerting but am somewhat used to it by now. But at least normally waitstaff don't accompany the squeeze/rub/pat with a statement that no one loves me! I am hoping this is not the new trend.
The evening desk clerk at the Sheraton was a very nice man with a fun personality and very courteous demeanor, so what the Columbia, MD Sheraton lacks in restaurant waitstaff etiquette their night desk staff makes up for it.
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